Sooo... first of all, today I'm going to a CELTIC WOMAN CONCERT!!! Mom got me the tickets for christmas, so we're going together at 7:00 tonight! How awesome is that?
But what I want to talk about right now is not celtic woman. No; it is how FREAKING EVIL COMBS ARE!
You see, today, while in the shower, I decided to wrap my hair around a comb, just for fun. Okay, it was probably more my fault than it was the comb's, but still! I tried getting it out with conditioner, but that yeilded nothing but greasy hair. Mom tried to untangle it, but it didn't work. Eventually she said there were only two options: we could break the comb, or break my hair. And I have to say, that reminded me of "Angels take Manhattan". ("So, are you going to break my wrist, or hers?")
In the end, mom got some bolt cutters and cut both my hair, and the comb. I couldn't see it while it was still wet, but now I have this cute little wispy bang on the left side. (My left, your right.) So it all worked out for the best. And I have another life lesson to add to the list:
NEVER WRAP YOUR HAIR AROUND COMBS.
Right below "always pee before bedtime".
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