Weird poem.

i just made this up, on the spot:

alas, i see that you and are destined to become monkeys!
with tufts of hair upon our heads.
perhaps i shall wear mine in dreads?
whee whee, climb a tree bring bananas down.
run circles round the lowly snails, round and round and round.
pick a jewel encrusted plum, me a ruby date.
being a monkey will be so fun, i can hardly stand to wait!
run around, make monkey sounds, and play tag with the apes.
we will have no bedtime, and so we'll wake up late!
pick a coconut, and open it with a stick. drink the juice and let it drip,
drip drip dribble down my chin. see the coconut bowl, with coconut meat in.
alas, i see, that you and me are destined to become monkeys.
but now i see, i really should be filled with glee.